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Don’t start believing…

Maybe she came to him with open arms. Maybe there was lovin’ touchin’ squeezin’. Maybe it was time for her and husband to go their separate ways. Faithfully? Maybe not.

In any event, reports that White House party-crasher Michaele Salahi had been abducted turned out to be false.

Politico reports she ran off with the guitar player from Journey, Neal Schon.

Who’s crying now?

– Paul Fletcher and Sarah Rodriguez

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