Random tweets from Twitter, collected during the past week:
Notes on domestic relations, from @qwertying:
I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
Deep thoughts, provided by @rolldiggity:
It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
Helpful hints, not from @heloise, but from @ablanchard519:
Dropped ipod in the sink last night, so i dried it off and thought it was toast. Put it in a bag of rice overnight and the thing works fine!
Technology updates, courtesy of @rfelty:
Leaf blower finally gave out. Picking up a new model. Think they’ve improved in 5 yrs. This one is also a WiFi hotspot.
And a fair-warning tweet to pull out on a no-good, very bad day, from @PubChick:
Today’s bad mood was brought to you by the letters F & U.