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Headline of the Day

In Sandusky, Ohio, a man was minding his own business, watching football in his garage when a drunken neighbor pulled into his driveway. A fight started; the neighbor bit off the eyebrow of the first guy and later was charged with felony assault, among other things.

According to the Sandusky Register, the first guy was named Scott Hall; the biter was named Roger Oates.

The Register’s headline:

“Maneater: Hall bitten by Oates”

Watch out, boy, he’ll chew you up…

(Hat tip to jimromenesko.com)