Boldly go

8 03 2012

Back in the mid-1990s, a book called, “Make It So: Leadership Lessons from Star Trek: The Next Generation,” was published.

This was when STNG was in its heyday, and the author took examples from episodes of the series to illustrate the leadership style and techniques of Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Each chapter covered a different episode.

Alex Knapp, a writer for Forbes magazine, says that he covers “the future of science, technology and culture.” Makes sense that he’s a Trekker.

Knapp has applied this same approach to Picard’s predecessor as captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise, James Tiberius Kirk (above, portrayed by William Shatner).

Instead writing of an entire book, though, Knapp has penned an article for Forbes enumerating “Five leadership lessons from James T. Kirk.”

These include:
• Never stop learning
• Have advisors with different worldviews
• Be part of the away team
• Play poker, not chess
• Blow up the Enterprise

Really good stuff and worth a look if you are in charge of an operation, whether it’s a law practice or a starship.

Live long and prosper.



Hurts so good

5 03 2012

Confession: I’m a sucker for puns and wordplay. A colleague sent me one of those lists that periodically makes the rounds on the Internet…jokes that are so bad they’re good.

My wife and I visited our son at college this weekend and he had one:

How can you tell the train has been through here?
You can see its tracks.

Clearly the fruit didn’t fall far from the tree. Enjoy the list:

Writing with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.

A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.

A dentist and a manicurist got married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a . . . dead giveaway.

If you don’t pay your exorcist . . . you can get repossessed.

You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can’t budge it.

A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

When you’ve seen one shopping center . . . you’ve seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a 3-year-old was . . . resisting a rest.

When a clock is hungry . . . it goes back four seconds.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she’d dye.

I couldn’t find the source of this list when I tried to research it, but I did find that on Twitter, the hashtag “#punny” will turn up more of the same.

Example: If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



Breakfast with the devil

27 02 2012

My tax professor at Washington & Lee, the late great Tim Philipps, had a saying for that moment when you think you have found a loophole in the federal tax code: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Earlier this month, in the debate over the “Castle Doctrine,” a delegate told a story from the floor of the House of Delegates.

The Castle Doctrine holds that a man’s home is his castle. Several measures before the General Assembly this session would give a homeowner immunity from prosecution or from civil liability if he harms someone trying to break in to his home. There are some different nuances to the bills, but that’s the nut of it.

Del. Anne Crockett-Stark, R-Wytheville, took the floor Feb. 9 to speak in favor of one of these measures.

“We need this bill,” she said, and Crockett-Stark proceeded to relate a story of an 82-year-old constituent from one of her counties in Southwest Virginia.

One night, about 2 a.m., the elderly woman heard the sound of glass breaking. She grabbed her pistol – the woman is a sharp-shooter, Crockett-Stark said, to chuckles in the crowd.

The woman caught the intruder as he was entering a window. She put the pistol to his chin, and asked him, “Do you want to eat breakfast with the devil?”

As the man ran off, she fired a shot in the air to scare him.

Here’s the “sad part,” according to the delegate. “He took her to court for shooting at him and he won!”

Her Republican colleagues applauded with delight and gave her a partial standing O. The castle doctrine measures passed the House overwhelmingly and are now with the Senate.

Back to the lady packing heat. I ran across women like her when I practiced law in Southwest Virginia. If we’re in a street fight, I want feisty ol’ gals like her on my side.

But we watch for stories like that at this newspaper. If an intruder brought a lawsuit and actually prevailed, it likely would be page-one stuff.

Lawyers would take great interest in such a case. What were the exact facts? What was the theory the winning lawyer used? What defenses? Did the lady’s homeowner’s insurance kick in?

We wanted to know more about this case. My colleague Peter Vieth and I started making phone calls across the delegate’s district, which includes all or part of three counties — Wythe, Carroll and Smyth. About 15 calls later: No one had ever heard such a tale.

We talked to the circuit clerks of all three counties. Nope. Hayden Horney, the Wythe County clerk, asked, “When did this happen?” He said he’d been in his position 27 years and had never heard of it. A bailiff in Wythe had been on the job since the late 1960s and could not recall such a case.

Jack Harris, executive director of the Virginia Trial Lawyers Association, posted a query on the VTLA listserv, trolling for information; several hundred plaintiff’s lawyers are members. Nothing.

Vieth finally got a sort-of response from Del. Crockett-Stark’s office. Her legislative aide, John Matthews, said the delegate does not know specifics. Matthews added, “She does not have any information to share with us. She was told the story by the lady, who has cancer.

“That’s all there is,” Matthews said.

So we can’t say this story isn’t true or there isn’t a pistol-packing senior citizen out in Southwest Virginia. We can say we tried to get independent confirmation of this tale and further information and we could not do so. As any good lawyer will tell you, it’s hard to prove a negative.

Let me simply send out this call: If anyone knows anything more about this lawsuit by the intruder, please let us know.

We’re not the only ones interested. One of the clerks asked that I call back if I got additional details. “I’d like to know about that one,” the clerk said. “That’s a good story.”



Headline of the day

14 02 2012

The News & Observer down in Raleigh had this headline a few days ago:

Chapel Hill house where 15 lived badly damaged by fire

If only the 15 had lived better…

H/T to James Taranto of the Wall Street Journal for flagging this one.



Who gets the Facebook friends?

14 02 2012

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, here’s an item that presents a novel twist for divorce lawyers.

There have been plenty of cases in which a parting couple decide who gets pets or unique property.

And social media has become one of the routine sources to mine evidence and information.

But what happens when the couple has maintained a joint account on Facebook or some other social media site? Who gets the friends? Who gets to keep the Farmville dollars they have collected?

Anita Ramasastry, a law professor in Washington state, looks at these issues in a piece entitled, “Divorce, Digital Identities, and Virtual Property.”



Good Guy: Judge Denny Dohnal

26 01 2012

The Federal Bar Association threw a party last night, ostensibly honoring all the federal judges who work in Richmond. But it turned out to be a final farewell to U.S. Magistrate Judge Dennis W. Dohnal, who is retiring from the bench next week.

Dohnal is wrapping up 12 years on the job and will become a mediator with The McCammon Group.

U.S. District Judge James Spencer saluted Dohnal for his work and his efficiency. The judges in the Eastern District take their reputation as the “rocket docket” seriously and want to keep the #1 ranking as the fastest trial court to move cases from filing to resolution.

He thanked Dohnal for his hard work, all done with grace and a sense of good humor, long one of Dohnal’s distinctive traits.

Spencer said the Richmond federal judges passed the hat and collected enough money to give Dohnal a healthy gift card to a marine shop so he can buy something for his boat.

The judge also said the group wanted to buy Dohnal a case of his favorite wine as a going-away present.

Spencer went to a tony wine shop and asked the clerk if they carried the particular brand. The clerk was “offended,” he said.

Where can I find that, Spencer asked.

“Food Lion?” the clerk offered.

Spencer (who judiciously didn’t name the wine) said they bought Dohnal three bottles of his favorite and completed the case with a few others that were a little more “aspirational.”

Given his moment, Dohnal cracked that he often wondered what it would be like to attend his own funeral; with all the nice comments, it might have seemed that way.

FBA President Rick Witthoefft noted that Dohnal’s work at a variety of legal causes was tireless. He chaired a Virginia State Bar group that spent several years in the late 1990s working through changes to the ethics code that became the Rules of Professional Conduct in 2000.

Dohnal’s other good-guy works have been chronicled for 20 years or more in this newspaper. He served on numerous panels. He spearheaded an effort to raise court-appointed pay in Virginia. He was tapped as one of Virginia Lawyers Weekly’s “Leaders in the Law” in 2010. The other members of the Class of ’10 voted him as “Leader of the Year.”

What’s next? He and his wife Alicia are taking a trip to Hawaii (it’s been 42 years since his last visit). On Feb. 13, he reports to McCammon for mediation training.

Part of that training includes a session on mediation ethics. But that should be a crib course.

The author of the course materials: One Dennis W. Dohnal.



Hail, new Fellows

23 01 2012

WILLIAMSBURG — The Virginia Law Foundation inducted the Fellows Class of 2012 at a dinner ceremony held in Williamsburg Jan. 19. Twenty-three lawyers were honored:

The persons listed below were inducted as the 2012 Class of Fellows:
• Alan D. Albert (Norfolk), shareholder with LeClairRyan.
• Andrea L. Bridgeman (McLean), Associate General Counsel at Freddie Mac.
• Stephen D. Busch (Richmond), partner with McGuireWoods LLP.
• Marni E. Byrum (Alexandria), partner with McQuade Byrum PLLC.
• David P. Corrigan (Richmond), managing partner with Harman, Claytor, Corrigan & Wellman.
• C. Richard Cranwell (Roanoke), senior partner with Cranwell, Moore & Emick, PLC.
• John W. Daniel, II (Richmond), partner with Troutman Sanders.
• Alexander F. Dillard, Jr. (Tappahannock), managing partner with Dillard and Katona.
• Elizabeth K. Dillon (Salem), principal with Guynn, Memmer & Dillon, PC.
• Richard S. Glasser (Norfolk), member of Glasser & Glasser.
• Robert C. Goodman Jr. (Norfolk), partner with Kaufman & Canoles, PC.
• Elizabeth G. Hester (Richmond), partner with Kaufman & Canoles, PC.
• John E. Lichtenstein (Roanoke), founding member of LichtensteinFishwick, PLC.
• Kenneth B. Murov (Newport News), a sole practitioner.
• Elizabeth P. Murtagh (Charlottesville), Deputy Public Defender at Charlottesville-Albemarle Public Defender Office.
• Glenn W. Pulley (Danville), managing partner with Clement & Wheatley.
• J. Waverly Pulley III (Richmond), partner with Hunton & Williams, LLP.
• Judith L. Rosenblatt (Virginia Beach), partner with Brydges, Geroe, Rosenblatt & O’Brien, PLLC.
• Steven D. Rosenfield (Charlottesville), a sole practitioner.
• Conway H. Sheild III (Newport News), principal with Jones, Blechman, Woltz & Kelly.
• Alexander H. Slaughter, (Richmond), Counsel, McGuireWoods.
• Mary Lynn Tate (Abingdon), principal with The Tate Law Firm.
• Lewis W. Webb III (Norfolk), partner with Kaufman & Canoles.

Induction as a Fellow of the Virginia Law Foundation is a special honor conferred by the VLF Board on selected Virginia attorneys, law professors, and retired members of the judiciary who are deemed to be outstanding in their profession and in their community.



Delegate to foreign fathers: ‘Mais non’

18 01 2012

It was a love affair in France. Cue the accordion and get out your beret.

A woman from Northern Virginia met a man while visiting Giverny and fell in love. He was a filmmaker.

After her last visit she learned she was pregnant.

She told him and returned to the states; he visited her and their daughter in Fairfax when the child was 7 months old. Then he stopped calling and drifted into memory.

When the girl was 12, she was watching a TV documentary that included pictures of a guy who looked familiar – the man from her mom’s photo album. Her father.

The mother tracked the man down and sued him for child support. But in Bergaust v. Flaherty the Court of Appeals said non, we don’t have jurisdiction, even though he has acknowledged he was the father. The child was not “conceived or fathered” in the commonwealth, to cite the language of the statute, Code § 8.01-328.1.

Enter Del. Charniele Herring, D-Alexandria. She has filed a bill that won’t allow fathers like the French filmmaker to get off the hook any more.

House Bill 1094 provides jurisdiction when a someone “shown by personal conduct in this Commonwealth, as alleged by affidavit, that the person acknowledged parentage of a child, orally or in writing, in this Commonwealth.”

In other words, if you say, yes, the child is mine, or do anything that shows parenthood, you are subject to jurisdiction in Virginia.



A modest proposal?

17 01 2012

Years ago, lawyers majored in law in college then took the bar and went on to their legal careers.

Anymore, of course, a degree from a law school is required to sit for the bar.

Here’s one from the Everything Old is New Again file.

In this morning’s Wall Street Journal, a Northwestern University law professor and a Chicago lawyer have penned a column arguing that we should cut out law school and allow undergraduates to major in law.

Their reasons: This measure would cut the costs of education, increase the number of lawyers, lower the fees charged by lawyers and serve the public better.

You make the call.



Trespassing…on a public street

22 12 2011

On Oct. 31, Ian Graham got dressed for work. Although he is a photographer and more likely to wear jeans on the job, he put on a coat and tie.

Later that evening he was wearing handcuffs.

Graham works for RVA Magazine, an alternative entertainment and arts publication in Richmond. That night, he had a free-lance gig to photograph a Halloween party at a trendy Richmond nightclub.

Around 1 a.m., when the typical Halloween bash is at its scariest, he got a phone call from Preston Duncan, the publisher of RVA Magazine. The police were moving on the Occupy Richmond site. Let’s get over there and cover it, Duncan said.

The two men went to Kanawha Plaza in downtown Richmond, a public square that was full of hand-lettered protest signs and a scruffy crowd of people who had been camping there for weeks. Like so many protesters in different cities who sought to follow the example of the “Occupy Wall Street” organizers, they railed, somewhat indiscriminately, against “greed” or corporate anything.

In an account published at rvamag.com, Duncan wrote that while he and Graham were standing on the public sidewalk on the perimeter of the plaza, they were threatened with arrest by the police. They moved to the area designated for journalists. But the view from that corner was obscured.

Graham walked to the middle of a crosswalk to get a better angle. He was arrested for trespassing and handcuffed. There were other people on both sides of the crosswalk, Graham wrote in the same account.

“But none of them had cameras,” he added.

Graham was charged under Virginia Code § 18.2-119, a section called “Trespass after having been forbidden to do so.” It is a Class 1 misdemeanor punishable by up to 12 months in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Graham told me that he was supposed to have a hearing on Nov. 18; he and his lawyer, Patrick Anderson, expected the charges to be dropped. But the Richmond commonwealth’s attorney’s office for some reason is playing hardball, so Anderson got a continuance.

Anderson, who has been retained by the American Civil Liberties Union to represent Graham, said he couldn’t comment except to confirm that the matter is set for trial on Jan. 24. The Richmond commonwealth’s attorney’s office wasn’t talking either; they didn’t return my call by press time.

Graham’s case is one of eight instances across the country in which journalists have been arrested while seeking to cover police activity relating to Occupy protests. That’s a distinction the City of Richmond, and the Commonwealth of Virginia, should not be proud of.

Journalist groups in the commonwealth have lodged protests with police and prosecutors over Graham’s arrest; there is even a Facebook group called “Free Ian Graham.”

The Virginia Code provides a strong statement of public policy about how journalists should be treated when covering news events. It’s about police lines, but you will get the idea. Code § 15.2-1714 allows “personnel from information services such as press, radio and television” to cross a police line “when gathering news,” so long as they don’t obstruct the police in their work. In other words, as a question of policy, journalists with cameras get to go where others can’t, when they are covering news events.

According to Mickey H. Osterreicher, general counsel for the National Press Photographers Association, very few other states provide such statutory protection to the news media. Virginia’s statute is strong and could serve as a model for other states, he said.

What exactly is Graham accused of? Here is the pertinent language of Code § 18.2-119: “If any person without authority of law goes upon or remains upon the lands, buildings or premises of another … after having been forbidden to do so … by the owner, lessee, custodian, or the agent of any such person, or other person lawfully in charge thereof … he shall be guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor.”

This statute is used by landlords to get rid of deadbeat tenants, by merchants to prevent suspected shoplifters from coming into a store and by public housing projects to keep away undesirables.

Ian Graham, armed with his camera and doing his job as a photojournalist, doesn’t fit that list.

There are so many ifs to a prosecution under this statute: If Graham was there “without authority of law.” If the officers issued a proper warning, “forbidding” Graham from any locale. If the cops were the custodians or “lawfully in charge” of the street. If this statute even applies.

The Supreme Court of Virginia has interpreted Code § 18.2-119 and predecessor statutes in a number of cases. In 1929, the court held that the trespass law does not apply to “thoroughfares,” a position it has reiterated repeatedly. A 1990 Virginia Court of Appeals opinion defined thoroughfares: “those ways or passages designated for public access.” Sounds like a crosswalk to me.

Why hasn’t this case been dropped? Why has Graham been forced to lawyer up and sweat out a possible jail term?

There’s hardball, and then there is the pursuit of unwarranted criminal charges that aren’t supported by the facts or the law. Call that what it is: governmental intimidation and an abuse of an individual’s basic rights.

Free Ian Graham?

Hell, yes. Free us all.