Ken Bresler//October 17, 2022//

Just in time for the U.S. Supreme Court to launch its new term, here are my observations about the court’s legal writing in its flurry of end-of-term cases about abortion, guns and administrative law.
The decision about abortion that overturned Roe v. Wade was bound to use the word “precedent” repeatedly. But the decision in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization was not bound to use two of my favorite related redundancies: “past precedent” and “prior precedent.”
The opinion of the court used “past precedent” and “prior precedent” each twice. The dissenting opinion used “prior precedent” and its variation five times. (Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. wrote the court’s opinion. The dissenting opinion is jointly ascribed to Justices Stephen G. Breyer, Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan.)
Prior precedent? Past precedent? That’s the only kind of precedent there is. See the “pre” in “precedent.” It means “before,” as you know. Precedents precede.
The dissenting opinion in Dobbs used many short and punchy sentences, some incomplete.
In addition to short punchy sentences, the dissent wrote phrases that don’t typically appear in court decisions, such as “Scout’s honor.”
That last one might take more than one reading to understand. Sign those justices up for awards? Usually, “sign up” means to “enlist.”
In the New York gun case, Justice Breyer’s dissenting opinion had a verbal tic going: “the extent to which.”
Seven pages later, Breyer paraphrased himself:
And finally:
Instead of “the extent to which,” the shorter and less stuffy “how much” would have worked.
Justice Kagan continued to be the court’s breeziest writer. She used the trendy “wheelhouse” and “toolbox” in her dissenting opinion in West Virginia v. EPA.
But some of her writing was a bit awkward. In discussing a series of court precedents, she wrote: “The eyebrow-raise is indeed a consistent presence in these cases ….” Um, she meant, “These cases consistently raised eyebrows”?
Kagan’s breeziness approached sharpness at points. In analyzing whether a situation fit the statutory definition of a “system,” she wrote: “Does that sound like a ‘system’ to you? It does to me too.”
I find “get-out-of-text-free cards” more clunky than clever.
In his concurring opinion in the same case, Justice Neil M. Gorsuch intriguingly used a phrase that has not appeared in any other reported judicial decision — and that does not quite make sense. He wrote, “[T]he Constitution does not authorize agencies to use pen-and-phone regulations as substitutes for laws passed by the people’s representatives.”
Justice Gorsuch used “pen-and-phone regulations” without a citation. One can gain context for the phrase from a 2014 article in the Georgetown Law Journal called “A Pen, a Phone, and the U.S. Code”:
“President Obama started this year with a metaphor: ‘I’ve got a pen, and I’ve got a phone,’ the President said. What he meant is that even without action from Congress, he would use executive orders (the pen) and his convening power (the phone) to get things done. Critics of the Administration described the strategy as one of ‘bypass[ing]’ Congress when Congress fails to act.”
So wrote Lisa Heinzerling, one of several writers in and since 2014 who have discussed the phrase “pen and phone.” But no one, until Justice Gorsuch, has used the phrase “pen-and-phone regulations.” What did he mean?
It is unclear. If a president uses a pen to issue an executive order, that is a regulation. It’s a regulation issued by the White House. And a president using a phone to convene problem-solvers does not constitute issuing a regulation.
What is clear is that Justice Gorsuch was taking a swipe at former President Barack Obama and labeling some regulations as unauthorized by the U.S. Constitution.
But the phrase means more than unauthorized by statute. It connotes illegitimacy. And it has to do with more than regulations, because the “phone” part of “pen-and-phone regulations” refers to conferring with policy makers, not issuing regulations. I define a pen-and-phone regulation as a “regulation or policy unauthorized by statute, or otherwise illegitimate.”
And that’s the definition that appears in my online dictionary (www.ClearWriting.com/dictionary) of terms not in Black’s Law Dictionary.
Ken Bresler tweets about legal writing and new legal terms at @LawWritingCoach.